Georgia Rule Rules Nothing
May 22nd 2007 04:02
I cannot tell you how disheartened and disappointed I was in Georgia Rules. Buying a ticket to the movies, I plan to be entertained, not shocked and angered. If I wanted that, I would rent a Michael Moore video.
Georgia Rule stars Lindsay Lohan as a promiscuous 17 year old girl who is so out of control that she has been driven to a small Idaho town to by her mother Lilly (Felicity Huffman) to spend the summer with her God-fearing grandmother (Jane Fonda) to snatch up some of the slack in her life. Rachel (Lohan) shows her rebellion early on and carries it well through out the movie (I wonder, is that really acting? Don’t get me wrong…I think Lohan has remarkable talent. But this is the movie that got her called in to the principal’s office by CEO James G. Robinson). Rachel can’t stand her alcoholic mother Lilly and Lilly can’t stand her non-stop rulemaking mother Georgia, hence the name for the film. The movie is horribly dysfunctional beyond anything humorous.
When Rachel declares that her step-father (played by Cary Elwes) had been forcing himself sexually on her since she was twelve years old, the audience has to wonder, is she telling the truth? Or is she playing a mere joke? If she was telling the truth, Rachel is extremely open and non-chalant about it. If it was a joke, what a great message to send to teens everywhere! Why, incest is a GREAT topic to joke about! (please note the sarcasm). On top of that, Rachel recants the confession, but then recants the recantation, saying it did happen! What’s one to believe? Oh, and did I mention she recanted it AGAIN?
Rachel is bent on rebelling against everything and everyone, and I mean everyone. When she comes into contact with a Mormon farm boy (Garrett Hedlund) that admits he’s a virgin, what does she do? Perform oral sex oh him while they are in a rowboat! She never cared that he was laden with guilt afterwards. She never cared that it was a SIN to him…she only did it to empower herself, to break a rule, no matter what it did to the other party involved. Throughout the film she struts and shows herself to virtually anyone who will look, creating more of a slutty display than one that would desire an ounce of sympathy. And her declaration: “Harlan, I gave you a bl—job, it wasn’t even a date!” made her even more unlikable, shallow, and superficial.
Lilly has her own problems as well, falling off of the wagon in a supposedly funny scene (I failed to miss the humor) leaving her topless on her mother’s lawn following the bombshell of the molestation allegation. Again, how is this funny?
Georgia is more supplemental to the story so I have to wonder the film was named after her. The most enjoyable parts were watching her stuff a bar of soap in someone’s mouth when they would blaspheme.
Garry Marshall directed this horrible fiasco of a film. A family that is devastated by dark secrets simply cannot be made whole with a hug. And I have to say that not only was I offended by the casual mention of what is child rape, but I was also appalled at the sheer lack of concern of morals. In a society that teaches us to be respectful of race, gender, sexual orientation, and ethnicity the scene in the rowboat was in extremely bad taste. And it just wasn’t that scene. It was the following scenes with Rachel; the complete cheapening of the act, of what Harlan thought was right and wrong. Basically, it was okay for Rachel to throw herself on Harlan…that is what girls do now, right? Wrong! Not all of them do! It creates a stereotype. Not to mention that the movie also presents that it is acceptable not to be respectful of one’s beliefs. The lying, the manipulation was probably not the best context for feel-good director Marshall to undertake.
In conclusion, Georgia Rule fails miserably to be anything more than a demeaning made for television movie. Garry Marshall needs to read his scripts before he accepts them.
I give Georgia Rule no stars out of five. No stars are awarded for family friendliness as well. With rebellion, manipulation, sexuality, nudity, and language, I can only urge parents to keep their children (and teens for that matter) far away from this one.
Georgia Rule stars Lindsay Lohan as a promiscuous 17 year old girl who is so out of control that she has been driven to a small Idaho town to by her mother Lilly (Felicity Huffman) to spend the summer with her God-fearing grandmother (Jane Fonda) to snatch up some of the slack in her life. Rachel (Lohan) shows her rebellion early on and carries it well through out the movie (I wonder, is that really acting? Don’t get me wrong…I think Lohan has remarkable talent. But this is the movie that got her called in to the principal’s office by CEO James G. Robinson). Rachel can’t stand her alcoholic mother Lilly and Lilly can’t stand her non-stop rulemaking mother Georgia, hence the name for the film. The movie is horribly dysfunctional beyond anything humorous.
When Rachel declares that her step-father (played by Cary Elwes) had been forcing himself sexually on her since she was twelve years old, the audience has to wonder, is she telling the truth? Or is she playing a mere joke? If she was telling the truth, Rachel is extremely open and non-chalant about it. If it was a joke, what a great message to send to teens everywhere! Why, incest is a GREAT topic to joke about! (please note the sarcasm). On top of that, Rachel recants the confession, but then recants the recantation, saying it did happen! What’s one to believe? Oh, and did I mention she recanted it AGAIN?
Rachel is bent on rebelling against everything and everyone, and I mean everyone. When she comes into contact with a Mormon farm boy (Garrett Hedlund) that admits he’s a virgin, what does she do? Perform oral sex oh him while they are in a rowboat! She never cared that he was laden with guilt afterwards. She never cared that it was a SIN to him…she only did it to empower herself, to break a rule, no matter what it did to the other party involved. Throughout the film she struts and shows herself to virtually anyone who will look, creating more of a slutty display than one that would desire an ounce of sympathy. And her declaration: “Harlan, I gave you a bl—job, it wasn’t even a date!” made her even more unlikable, shallow, and superficial.
Lilly has her own problems as well, falling off of the wagon in a supposedly funny scene (I failed to miss the humor) leaving her topless on her mother’s lawn following the bombshell of the molestation allegation. Again, how is this funny?
Georgia is more supplemental to the story so I have to wonder the film was named after her. The most enjoyable parts were watching her stuff a bar of soap in someone’s mouth when they would blaspheme.
Garry Marshall directed this horrible fiasco of a film. A family that is devastated by dark secrets simply cannot be made whole with a hug. And I have to say that not only was I offended by the casual mention of what is child rape, but I was also appalled at the sheer lack of concern of morals. In a society that teaches us to be respectful of race, gender, sexual orientation, and ethnicity the scene in the rowboat was in extremely bad taste. And it just wasn’t that scene. It was the following scenes with Rachel; the complete cheapening of the act, of what Harlan thought was right and wrong. Basically, it was okay for Rachel to throw herself on Harlan…that is what girls do now, right? Wrong! Not all of them do! It creates a stereotype. Not to mention that the movie also presents that it is acceptable not to be respectful of one’s beliefs. The lying, the manipulation was probably not the best context for feel-good director Marshall to undertake.
In conclusion, Georgia Rule fails miserably to be anything more than a demeaning made for television movie. Garry Marshall needs to read his scripts before he accepts them.
I give Georgia Rule no stars out of five. No stars are awarded for family friendliness as well. With rebellion, manipulation, sexuality, nudity, and language, I can only urge parents to keep their children (and teens for that matter) far away from this one.
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