Zachary FenellDelta Farce No Force To Be Reckoned With
May 14th 2007 23:34
Once on the move, one of the guys shoots a poor Mexican’s donkey. Somehow, it mysteriously comes back to life as Larry is questioning the Mexicans who are trying to get help for their village. On their “recon mission” the soldier wannabes find the town being pillagesd by banditos wearing black and take action. All but one bandito escapes and is interrogated by Everett in a “retarded wookie suit” and Larry who discovers that they are indeed, in Mexico.
Of course, the town of La Miranda is friendly to their saviors who have stopped the destruction of the banditos. With ongoing parties featuring tequila and tacos, they decide to stay and wait to be found by the U.S. government. Larry isn’t one to turn down the request by the beautiful Maria (Marisol Nichols) either.
Meanwhile, their own sarge has dug himself out of his grave and caught a ride to get to them (or so he thinks). He is actually drugged by the naughty Mexicans, dressed in a red negligee and painted with make up and matching red lipstick. He wakes up, kicks butt, hops on a moped and speeds off to find his three AWOL men.
Word gets back to the banditos boss, the treacherous Carlos Santana (played by Danny Trejo) who has his own issues besides domination…let’s just say he rules as a king who throws shows for himself…ventriloquists, wrestling matches, you name it. His throne is made of car grills and hub caps. He decides on retribution and makes his presence known to the village and the three misfits soldiers. He finds them and is taken prisoner. His torture? To sing “I’ve Got You Babe” with Santana’s gay relative. I think the torture was meant for the audience!
Sarge is saved (of course) by the three, the town is saved, Larry gets the girl, and the entire operation is covered under the U.S. government as “Operation Sombrero”. Everyone receives a medal, everyone is happy, blah blah blah.
Delta Force, PG-13, 90 minutes, CB Harding, Director.
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