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Film Reviewer - March 2010

Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller take center stage in “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”, a film about two rival gym owners. Vince Vaughn plays Peter La Fleur, a champion of the average person. La Fleur’s gym, Average Joes, has the exact opposite philosophy of White Goodman’s gym, Globo Gym. Goodman, portrayed by Ben Stiller, is an arrogant individual who looks down on everyone else. The plot involves Goodman wanting to buyout La Fleur’s gym, which has substantial financial problems. The only way La Fleur and his gym members can raise the money they need to solve their financial problems, while avoiding Goodman’s jerkiness, is to win the International Dodgeball Open Tournament.


“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” proves to be comedy at its best. As long as you have a pretty relaxed sense of humor, you should enjoy this movie. For example, one possibly offensive line in the film includes “It’s like watching retards hump a doorknob.” As long as lines like that don’t bother you, you will like “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.”

“Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” has so many memorable parts, I honestly don’t know where to begin. The dodgeball tournament gets broadcasted on ESPN 8, “The Ocho,” with brilliant insight such as “It’s unbelievable. I can’t believe it” coming from color commentator Pepper Brooks (Jason Bateman). The Average Joes team gets mentored by dodgeball great, Patches O’Houlihan (Rip Torn), who’s training philosophy involves the idea “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” Ben Stiller is at his best in the film with lines like “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood” and “Here at Globo Gym, we understand that ‘Ugliness’ and ‘Fatness’ are genetic disorders.”

In addition to the comedy, “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” has a few surprise guest appearances, including Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris. Overall, “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” should be watched, if not a part of the movie collection, of all comedy fans (with the exception of those who easily get offended).

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Review: Wedding Crashers (2005)

March 7th 2010 22:00
Wedding Crashers stars Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as best friends Jeremy Grey and John Beckwith, who make a habit of crashing weddings in order to get with horny and vulnerable women. The lifestyle starts to lose favor with John as the two grow older. John’s internal conflict hits its climax when the two crash the wedding of Secretary of Treasury William Clearly’s (Christopher Walken) daughter, where John finds himself falling for the bride’s sister and maid of honor, Claire Clearly (Rachel McAdams).

Overall, Wedding Crashers proves to be a very funny movie. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson interact with each other excellently. The antics of the Clearly family and of Claire’s longtime boyfriend Zachary (Bradley Cooper), nicknamed Sack, adds to the film’s fun. Will Ferrell even makes an unexpected appearance close to the end of the film, playing Chazz Reinhold, a legendary wedding crasher who has turned to embrace a new challenge, crashing funerals.

In conclusion, I would recommend Wedding Crashers to anyone with a sexual sense of humor. If you find humor in sexual situations than Wedding Crashers will leave you laughing.
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Review: The Book of Eli (2010)

March 4th 2010 01:06
“The Book of Eli” stars Denzel Washington as Eli, an intelligent but ambiguous character, who is traveling across a land on foot with no specific destination. Notice I said “a land.” According to the movie synopsis on IMDB, Eli is traveling across America, but nothing in the movie indicates America as the setting.

The film doesn’t stop at an underdeveloped setting, as the plot remains unclear too. Supposedly, again according to the IMDB movie synopsis, “The Book of Eli” takes place in America after an apocalypse has destroyed life as we currently know it. Again, the problem with “The Book of Eli” is none of this is really made clear within the movie. An apocalypse disaster gets referred to time and time again, but only vaguely. While “The Book of Eli” synopsis makes clear this movie takes place in the future, nothing in the actual film really indicates the timetable for the movie.

The lack of development in “The Book of Eli” prevented me from enjoying the film. This isn’t a crack against the actors and actresses in the film. Denzel Washington, Mila Kunis (who stars as the lead actress), and the rest of the cast do the best they can with the overly indistinguishable movie script. Unless you absolutely have to see every Denzel Washington movie, or every adventure movie, I would pass on “The Book of Eli.”
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Review: Pineapple Express (2008)

March 1st 2010 17:52
“Pineapple Express” stars Seth Rogen as Dale Denton, a vocal marijuana advocate and user, who works for the city serving court orders to people. After picking up a fresh load of pineapple express, an extremely rare type of marijuana, from his drug dealer Saul (James Franco), Denton goes about with his job of serving court orders. At his next job Denton witnesses a murder involving a dirty cop. Panicking, Denton tosses the pineapple express roach he was smoking into the street, and hightails out of there. However, in the process he makes so much noise the murderer and his cop friend notice him. Desperate, Denton goes back to Saul’s place, where the two decide to run away, out of fear the roach Denton tossed out would be traced back to them. From there, hilarity ensues.

“Pineapple Express” proves to be comedic gold. Seth Rogen and James Franco both do a great job of making the viewer laugh, with lines like “Why didn’t you smash it (cell phone) against a rock like a normal person?” and (when being asked about how many women he had slept with) “Like two and a half.” “Pineapple Express” would be the perfect movie to watch after a really long stressful day, when you could use a good laugh


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