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Film Reviewer - July 2007

Starting off being called a sucker for seeing a movie we could watch on television set the stage for The Simpson’s Movie. The theater was packed (we had to buy our tickets in advance because the other showings were sold out) and the audience was ready. This movie let no one down.

I will say, however, the first fifteen minutes I was skeptical…Grandpa rolling around on the floor of a packed church spouting out a prophecy was pushing it a little for me since I try to be respectful of anything to do with God. The movie straightened out after that with a couple of different plots taking place.


First, Lisa is disgusted and outraged at the pollution in the lake. She takes it upon herself to try and stop everyone from dumping in it. After a town hall meeting, everyone agrees not to.
Homer and Bart have a bonding moment on the roof

Homer and Bart have a hilarious bonding moment on the roof which leads to an even more jocular version of Truth-Or-Dare. Bart’s skateboarding scene is the funniest animation scene I have ever seen. I was crying it was so funny. My husband was in stitches. The theater was roaring with laughter.


After the dare is over, Homer treats Bart to some barbeque where Homer chooses to befriend and take home a pig. “Spider Pig, Spider Pig….” Marge refers to the prophecy and asks him to of course, get rid of the pig. But you know Homer, and he not only keeps the pig, but he takes a homemade silo of “pig crap” and dumps it in the lake, against the recently passed mandate. This pollutes the lake and the EPA gets involved.

The Simpson family flees to Alaska

Springfield is trapped by a huge glass dome that the EPA puts over it. A mob pursues the family, prepared to lynch them. Maggie saves the day this time, and the family is off to Alaska to begin a new life.

Bart, who has been secretly visiting Flanders, decides that he doesn’t want Homer for his dad. Marge, who discovers that Springfield is about to be nuked begs Homer to help save everyone. Homer refuses and the entire family leaves him (for good) to save Springfield.
Maggie defends her family


I was surprised (yet refreshed) by Bart who, when the end is near, goes to a church. He finds Flanders who is there with his two children, teaching them not to be afraid. Bart asks if he can be a part of a family that cares about him, to which Flanders welcomes him with open arms. Homer realizes his mistakes and prompts Bart to help him save Springfield with a most tempting offer: “I’ll let you hold the bomb.” To which Bart says to Flanders, “He knows me.”
Homer and Bart ride to save the day


Nothing can be said for the ending, which is brilliantly chaotic (and Evil Knieval would be proud). No character was left out, and the crowd was cheering and laughing the entire time. It was a most enjoyable movie, and everyone was sad when it was over. The time flew by, and the crowd chanted Sequel! Sequel! through the credits.

This movie was long awaited and it didn’t let anyone down. I give it a 4 ½ stars out of 5.

Parents of little ones I give strong caution…I will allow my 13 and 12 year old to see this movie but not my younger ones. Marge screams out G******it at one point, and there is some brief nudity if you can imagine. My older ones know that this is just a silly flick, but my younger ones seem to take on the characteristics of what they watch. You decide.
The mob seeks to lynch Homer and family

As for me, I can’t wait for it to come out on DVD! Sequel! Sequel!

Rated PG-13 for irreverent humor throughout
Director: David Silverman
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Albert Brooks
Runtime: 87 minutes
Released by 20th Century Fox

Homer mushes to see his family
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I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry movie poster
This movie is SO stupid I feel like writing director Dennis Dugan myself and demanding my piddly $8.00 back! What a waste of what could have been a comical story.
Kevin James is Larry, a New York firefighter trying to support his two children after his wife has passed away. Adam Sandler portrays Chuck, a prideful user of women with a mouth on him that would make you want to slap your momma. After some research, Larry discovers that he can support his children if he has a life partner. Chuck owes Larry a favor, and agrees to the scheme.
The city promptly sends out a “gay inspector” played by obsessive compulsive Steve
The gay inspector
Buscemi. The guys quickly hire an attorney who just happens to be underwear model Jessica Biel, who has no problem stripping down to her skivvies offering Chuck a feel. Do attorneys actually do this with their clients? Hm…let me think……..
What humor is seen is meant to be structured about the phobias of Chuck and Larry to maintain the claims that they are gay. The jokes are overused and cliché. It is so ridiculous. Remember grammar school and the jokes people would say? Imagine those same insufferable jokes for two hours.
Jessica Biel choses Adam Sandler to be her pal
The only part of the movie that made me actually laugh was seeing Ving Rhames sing in the shower. That is it.
There is a string of cameos in the movie that was interesting to see. Let’s see. Rob Schneider is an Asian minister who married Chuck and Larry in Canada of all places. David Spade has a cameo that is over the top, Dave Matthews (yes from the Dave Matthews band) horrified me with his cameo. Guess I’m just not used to seeing him in that mode.
The only message that I can see is that “gayness” isn’t to be feared. But I ask you, when the lifestyle is accepted in our nation, how are we fearing it? And then Sandler gives a big speech at the end saying he won’t say the word “faggot” anymore because it’s not nice…was there supposed to be emotion with that? Or did he just read his lines off of a cue card?
The big party

I was very let down with this movie (if you can’t tell). I was expecting to be entertained, not disturbed. And it wasn’t the premise of the movie that disturbed me. It was the fact that this movie was supposed to be funny. How it made it past the rushes I will never know. Guess the studio figured Sandler could draw in the big bucks. While I think he and James both are very talented, nothing can help a weak script. Take it from me…if you want to see this movie, rent it on DVD.

I give this movie one star out of five. Parents, screen this one first before letting your little ones see it. The humor may make you change your mind.
Chuck and Larry are played by Kevin James and Adam Sandler

DIRECTOR: Dennis Dugan
CAST: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames
RUNNING TIME: 115 minutes
RATING: PG-13 for crude sexual content throughout, nudity, language and drug references
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Celebrity Birthday: Sandra Oh!

July 17th 2007 17:00
Sandra Oh smiles at her success
Time for another celebrity birthday tribute! Today, the nod goes to Asian-American acting princess Sandra Oh who was born on July 20th, 1971 in Ottawa, Canada.

Born to Korean immigrants, Sandra began acting at an early age and was very passionate about it. At the age of 15, she began her career in television, and at 18 she landed the title role in the film The Diary of Evelyn Lau, facing down large competition for the role. Her performance landed her with a Gemini nomination for Best Actress and the 1994 Cannes FIPA d’Or for Best Actress as well. The following year, Sandra won a Genie award (the equivalent to our America’s Oscar) for playing the role of a young Chinese-Canadian woman in Double Happiness.
Sandra Oh on the red carpet


This success prompted Sandra to move to Los Angeles, where she landed the role of Rita Wu in HBO’s comedic series Arli$$. This role was acknowledged with the Cable Ace Award for Best Actress in a comedy. She was on the show for six seasons.

Sandra’s popularity increased with roles in Under The Tuscan Sun and Sideways. She won another Genie for her film Last Night. In 2001, she won Best Performance at the Milan Film Festival for her starring role as a stripper in Michael Radford’s Dancing at the Blue Iguana. Presently, her fame is known as Dr. Cristina Yang in the hit medical series, Grey’s Anatomy. For this role, she has received an Emmy nomination, won a Screen Actors Guild Award for Best Actress in a Drama Series (2005), and won a Golden Globe as well.

Sandra Oh breathes life into Grey's Anatomy
Other credits include HBO’s Six Feet Under, Judging Amy, Showtime’s Further Tales of the City, Popular, Kung Fu; The Legend Continues, American Dragon: Jake Long, and Odd Job Jack. To date, her most recent film was The Night Listener (2006), in which she acted alongside Robin Williams.
Sandra Oh holds her award


Sandra is a talented and dynamic force in the entertainment industry and is by no means slowing down. I am thankful to have an outstanding talented Asian woman standing toe to toe with everyone on the scene. I only wish her well, and hope she has an outstanding birthday. Happy birthday Sandra Oh!
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Transformers movie poster
Yesterday afternoon I took my boys to see Transformers, the newest Dreamworks/Paramount endeavor created for the summer. I didn’t really want to go, but they were so insistent on how cool the Transformers were, I had to cave. (After all, I did have a miniature Optimus Prime in my day).

In a packed movie theater smelling of fresh popcorn, we took our seats, crammed between strangers on either side. The movie began. And I was surprised! The plot held me, the action awed me, the CGI special effects dazzled me. We were all sad when it was over. And I don’t mean just my boys and me. The entire theater groaned when the credits started rolling


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